Hashtag Assassin and the Army of Monsters (rensaku)

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Hashtag assassin
Leading army of monsters
Through readers kitchen

On way to slaughter
Almost human creatures drool
Over Capn Crunch

Mindless things break wind
Concerto of hunger growls
In your breakfast nook

Please do not get up
Metallic fangs nibble toast
With butter and jam

Invaded reader
Stunned by army of monsters
Has nothing to say

We're just passing through
Eating everything in your 
Refrigerator

The hashtag hassle
has begun with a gurgle
Weird poets giggle